I avoid the themes that are difficult or painful.  It all makes sense now.  See, I don’t want to post a picture of myself last year and from now, and then compare and contrast the two.  I like to leave the past where it is, thanks ever so.  Also I don’t have any pictures of me from last year.  Ahem.  Totally none at all.  Because that would require some effort out of me and I just don’t roll like that.  So,

last year I was different.

This year, I am the same.

Last year, I was a fiancee.

This year, I am a wife.

Last year, I weighed less.

This year, I blame the sex.


end scene.