Why is it that I can go to bed around ten, then I wake up at five?  Then, after I doze off again, my alarm goes off an hour later and I turn it off, but can’t seem to wake up and get out of bed?  If I had enough sleep so that I’d wake up naturally at 5 am, why can’t I wake up out of a doze an hour later?  Instead I have to have crazy dreams about transvestite cowboys and my mom dying and all my childhood stuffed animals.