I have added vanilla ice cream to an adult beverage in place of ice. Pros vs. Cons

Pro: It adds to the creamy deliciousness
Con: Ice cream has a lower freezing point and therefore does not chill as mightily as the cube o’ ice.

Pro: Ice cream is whimsical and amusing, allowing me to blog about it.
Con: Ice cream is technically fattening, since it has more calories than water, of which ice is made.

Pro: I find myself hilarious at this stage of numb lips and stuttering fingers.
Con: There are a lot of typos, and definitely familial/parental concern.

Pro: My drink was stronger by merit of not being diluted by water.
Con: My drink was strong by merit of not being diluted by water.

*end scene.*