• not notice a task assigned to me on the communal calendar
  • have an attack of silliness
  • have a nap attack
  • play catch with my office mate wherein I behave like a cat and bat the ball out of the air, causing her to have hysterics
  • listen to my office mate while I drink water, aspirating a small amount when attempting to laugh
  • play catch with my office mate while she is seated, causing her to flap her hand helplessly when the ball goes awry and rolls beyond her reach
  • crumple into a ball of giggles when she flaps her hand helplessly at the ball
  • sing along to Lady Gaga
  • sing along to Janet Jackson
  • practice the hip hop I learned in that one class at my gym that one time to the Janet Jackson song
  • practice the hip hop I learned in that one class at my gym in the bathroom just because it has a large mirror
  • practice the hip hop I learned in that one class at my gym where I could see myself in my skirt, tights, cardigan and heels
  • practice the hip hop I learned
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