I’ve been watching Toddlers & Tiaras lately, on and off.  It’s the most awfully wonderful thing I’ve ever seen, and after one episode all I could do was call my friend who has an almost 1 year-old girl and beg her to put the child into pageants.  Because it would be awesome!  I almost popped out a kid right quick so I could go on the pageant circuit and get on the show.  I could wrangle a loud unhappy child, all the while claiming that “she likes it, she likes it!”  Yesss I would rock at that.  Also I would make dresses myself and they would be ghastly.  No, that would be my fledgling brand name: Ghastly.  Stamped all over the child.  Yessss.