I have begun taking a multivitamin every morning, because that is what grownups do and I am pretending to be a grownup.  I think it’s good for me, but the mornings that I forget to eat first, I take it on an empty stomach.
Pop quiz:  What are the effects of iron and zinc on an empty stomach?
I do not like being grown up, I have decided.  Unless I suddenly become much more healthy feeling and my hair becomes as shining as the sun and my nails like steel, I may just glare and pout at my pills.  While I take one, every morning, like a grownup.  But I won’t like it and you can’t make me.